Many of these photos of me and my new girlfriend “Judy” were taken in Dupont Circle, our favorite hangout.

Here’s a picture of us sitting on a bench eating Krispy Kreme donuts. She already finished her glazed donut when this photo was taken:

Bonus picture:

For some reason the fountain was off, but we still had a good time people watching:

This is a picture of us enjoying the nice weather at Starbucks. I’m explaining to her the theory of relativity. I think she got it:

We did a little window shopping and she gave me some great gift ideas for her birthday coming up:

After a long day in DC, her legs got tired and I gave her a piggy-back ride to the car:

Judy is not just a daytime girl - her weekend partying sometimes turns crazy and I have to take care of her:

Finally, I found a woman who doesn’t talk back and lets me do whatever I want to her in bed. :hump:

• ONE MORE WEEK
• JUDY: BEHIND THE SCENES
• DON’T TAKE A BLOW-UP DOLL TO THE BEACH
• JUDY BITCH SLAPS REINDEER

I take back what I said about DCB losing his edge.

I thought she had dark, flowing locks?
She looks like she has a great personality and is quite perky all around though. So, good pick!

Judy hates wearing clothes…they are so cumbersome.

Good thing your girlfriend doesn’t talk much, otherwise she might tell you to get a haircut.

Haha, well done man

HAHAHAH!

But… but… she has no ASS!

ha ha ha…. there goes my hope of a player being capable of falling in love.

This is hilarious! I must say she looks too American to be your type, though…where is the olive skin and the dark hair? Speaking of which, I am all for hairy guys, but while I am absolutely loving the beard, please do get a haircut!

DCB, as much as I love you in this production, you were even better as Moses in last night’s broadcast of the new “The Ten Commandments” on ABC.

That is hilarious. Best laugh of the day (so far).

hahahaha!

I love how cool and calm everyone remains.? Those people at the fountain barely seems to notice the shaggy long haired guy with the blow up doll.

This post will have a 100 comments easily. WTF, I thought you were gonna have a pic of some brawd that looked like Shakira or Jackie Guerrido. But of course not, you got a picture of a plastic ho. Dude you need to blow the picture up of you in Dupont circle with all the other type A go-getters and make it your header for the site. Hilarious–good one.

What’s really sad is that he claims he just got a haircut!!!

Can I film you two having sex?

Nice pivot.

This looks like a perfect match…do I hear wedding bells?

Confirmation that Velvet is a sick, sad attention whore. You’re next, by the way.

Illuminati post coming soon.

Serious LOL.

Awww… Murdoc is jealous! He wants to be filmed having sex with DCB….

What irony - no, make that hypocrisy, Murdoc… Posting that comment here, in the blog of the one of the biggest attention whores here in DC. haha!!

What made this April Fools joke better is that it was on April 10th and 11th………love it….

Thanks for the laughs, loves.

My mate DCB already has the traffic, no whoring required. But your girl Velvet is pathetically attempting to get some attention by posting a “sexy”, “stimulating” comment in a high-traffic area.

All this despite posting elsewhere about how despicable DCB is for allowing my brethren to hate on others here.

Interesting case, that.

I pictured you with a Vida Guerra type.

Does she have a sister?

Damn… she’s fine! I’m assuming she dyed her hair, though. I was expecting long dark hair… or were you talking about yourself with the olive skin, dark hair description?

You make a nice couple.

ah, the perfect woman.

Murdoc, you moron, seems as though (according to DCBlogs) Velvet has one of the most popular outgoing links (that’s how I discovered her).

There’s nothing sexy or stimulating about watching this gorilla (DCB) have sex with anyone or anything…

Yeah. Unlike the self-proclaimed dating advice God who gets the stupidest questions ever on that other poor excuse for a blog.

Sexy? Stimulating? The thought of you, with that hair and desperate need for a bath, having sex with a cheap piece of plastic? Somebody needs a little more action.

HAHA– you had me fooled until this morning I read MM’s post and I was like…wait a minute. I even IMed you to congratulate you. Ha.

Is she into threesomes? If so, you both could totally come over sometime, she’s hot!

Damn…Too bad you don’t have a three-way humping emoticon :hump: and 1/2 then

sorry, that last comment was me, forgot to sign

Jesus, groom yourself however you damn well please.

BTW, that ?water into wine? trick was the shit. :thumbup:

Velvet: You are the first to hate on me on other people’s blogs, yet here you are plugging your site. Since you are trying to gain new visitors, I have a tip for you: DON’T put up a picture of yourself. :shudder:

Steve B aka You get girls with that hair? aka tits and ass aka anonymous hater aka AUA: I admire your renewed hating effort, but I’m really surprised you let me catch you trolling. Busted.. how embarrasing

OH SHIT!!! It just got real up in herrrr. Do I need to run home and throw on my extra medium wife beater and bounce some mofo?s out of here? I gotcha back son, word. Let me go get some baby powder for your pimp hand, get the smackin. Damn DCB, that was cold.

Holla

can you say… ownage of the week

Bloody hell, all that was AUA? I believe I once saw a photo of him, his coocoo bird, and Velvet in a bed together. Looks like the Beta Male tried to awaken the inner Alpha to come to her rescue… without success, though, eh?

Ouch!

How can you be DC’s Bachelor when you are seen — out and about and taking pics — with your girlfriend?

There are lots of tiny plastic girls out there, floating in the pond! You do not have to settle for one!!

Get a grip, man!

asshole~~~ hilarious! how did you keep a straight face??? Please take her to clubs or at least in line at clubs that you hate upon!

DCB, if all anonymous posters don’t sign their email address, then how do you know it’s all the same person?

Thought just occured to me… now I must go back to visualising VK in this wife-beater…

What’s an IP address??? Obviously since I can’t see them, they must not be visible to anybody. You mean webmasters can tell who is posting each comment, and from what location?!?! Wow, life is just one amazing revelation after another…

If that was the case then he’d know for sure that AUA had nothing to do with these posts.

Just sayin’…

For some reason, my comments don’t seem to be showing up. New filtering method, DCB? Rest-assured,I don’t need to waste time anonymously hating on you. You’re suffering enough.

Man, for you to make such a confident proclamation and be totally wrong . . . how embarassing.

-AUA

Virgle, was any of that in english?

Nope. Seems the definition of “embarrassing” is spelling it wrong. At least for you.

[...] I?m really surprised you let me catch you trolling. Busted.. how embarrasing

Comment by DCB on 04/11/06.

*sigh*
-AUA

You really should cut your hair.

DCB *and* AUA spelled “embarrassing” wrong. Anon got it right.

–Webster

Shut up Kathryn you tool.

Who is AUA? Do you really believe that only one person could dislike you and/or your blog? Huh.

I called 50……..I am so good…..

Hej if u don’t know to treat a real women, and to do with her what u both like, ye u will play with dolls always. U can oun someone only if u have power on it. and the “power isn’t about many or something else, is only abouth thoughts. Control other thoughts and you will oun them.

Does anyone think that some guys are gays only coz of peeve girls??!!

HA HA HA, that’s cool man. Drinking out of the toilet, classic

“You really should cut your hair.” by Brooke

Watch your mouth woman. You’re addressing a man, which is higher up on the hierarchy chart of evolution.

Really, I haven’t laughed this hard in ages…..bravo.

[...] Protest Round-up Assorted Blogs Usually, metro area bloggers pay little attention to Washington?s ongoing protests. But the immigration rallies this week appeared to resonate with many. Here?s a sampling from some of the posts: The writer of The Life Misanthropic attended the Mall rally as a ?neutral observer? and delivered a series of blogs posts and photographs. The crowd was fairly friendly and willing to talk to a poor white boy from Texas, and I got the overpowering sense that these people just want to be able to make a living in peace and to provide for their families. (Thanks again to Jamy for pointing out this blogger) Jeff Simmermon of And I Am Not Lying, For Real, is doing his own reporting with interviews of two members of DC?s Youth Action Resource Group. Poignant accounts from an immigrant?s perspective. Random Duck: I noticed something that struck me wrong: the rally seems to paint the illegal/undocumented problem as an exclusively Latino issue. Also Noted Death to the Poor (As Usual), writes Articulatory Loop about the practices of some stores operating in low-income areas to lock up condoms. DCist weighs in as well with facts and figures about DC HIV infection rates in a post that also draws many comments. Both are reacting to a Washington Post story on this. As an aside, it was puzzling that the Post story included comments from a group called ?Citizens for Community Values,? which appears to support the lock-up. The Post doesn?t explain what this group is about or connection to the people who live in this city. But we?re all for community values and an important one is giving credit. El Guapo in DC may have been the first blogger to draw public attention to the condom lock-up practice when in January he wrote: CVS: Por favor! Please. Perhaps the Post can call other conservative organizations for comment when it ultimately does its long-awaited profile of DC Bachelor. DCB?s My Girlfriend Judy is LOL outrageous and one giant step beyond what somebody like Jay Leno would attempt. What moves this into satire is one photograph in particular that shows DCB with ?Judy? sitting together, prominently, on the Dupont Circle fountain surrounded by dozens of people all giving it their urban best nothing-out-of-the-ordinary here. [...]

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