Breaking news: A whale has beached itself off the coast of Mexico.

Oh wait, it’s just Pierce Brosnon’s wife..

:whoa:

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Why is this related to the bloody mary post?

Is Pierce Bronson a hybrid of Pierce Brosnan and Charles Bronson?

Bikini companies shouldn’t make bikinis that big, so blame them.

hahaha! See:

https://dcbachelor.com/2006/celebrity-fatness#comment-8464

She had a giant face with sunglasses transplanted to her torso?

Feeling lazy today, DCB?

Pierce is a hottie. She hot too. You’re too “small” to understand anything but pumping and dumping and herpes.

Personally, I think the Borat at Cannes pictures were far better …

Maybe because of the pre-nup it would cost him too much money to dump her big ass. Or I could be as off base as I was yesterday.

TC

She’s not that bad…Rosie O’Donnel is bad…..

Being beautiful, sexy and slim does not guarantee anything. 99% of male celebrities marry hot actresses or models only to end up divorced multiple times.

In contrast, Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith have been married for years, and their relationship is still going strong. Keely looks normal, beautiful and healthy.

“Even though they are a part of the celebrity culture that imposes artificial standards of appearance on women, this couple broke free of those media illusions, and found a “separate peace” for themselves.”

Being beautiful, slim, and stunning certainly does not help marriages, maybe then there is much more to the equation, that no one has calculated in.

Ok, I agree with most people that you dont have to be slim and beautiful to make a marriage work but she has gotten HUGE. That is for sure. Nothing against my big girls…but its crazy that she used to be smaller…and never skinny, but buxom and healthy.

Kassy please tell me this pump and dump dudes are not rubbing off on you. You try giving birth to all of Pierce’s sons and then popping back into shape for the norm. If she’s happy more power to her. She defin. Isn?t going to lose weight to make bored chauvinistic bloggers happy.

Anon, I don’t know if you saw the second pic up there, but last I checked, a belly that hangs over your pants (or bikini in this case) when you are laying down, is not “healthy.” I agree though that it may be “normal” nowadays because fat is the new stonewashed jeans, and you can have “beautiful” because it is a relative term. Who cares if you’re into fatties? Not my thing though.

Wow… :huh: all I can say is that MUST be true love. I guess that’s one guy who’ll never wear the “Pump and Dump” t-shirt!

:laugh: at fat anons trying to justify a 250 pound weight

You’re right DCBHERP, I’m trying to justify 250lbs. You would know what that looks like. Actually, that’s not the case, I’m just trying to play devils advocate towards your scrawny butt and lazy standards.

Didn’t his first wife die from cancer?

it’s possible that those pictures aren’t even Pierce Bronson’s wife. The first one is a back shot and the second one is with a hat and sunglasses on. What’s the source, US Weekly? Now THERE’S some trusted journalism.

the two pictures don’t even look like the same body; the second one is fatter than the first. the first one actually curves in at the middle. it’s just a hoax, most likely. If any one of them is her, it’s likely the first.

she’s got ass. i thought you liked ass, DCB…

There is healthy, and then there is unhealthy. The extremes that many celebs (Nicole Richie) go to, that’s unhealthy. And that much poundage, even after baby-popping? THAT’S UNHEALTHY, TOO.

There’s no need to expect a 30-to-40-something mother to be 100% toned. But that? Is just not healthy.

I’m not saying DCB is exactly contributing to healthy body images in any way here, but she is a public figure (entertainment journalist before she married a high-profile celeb), so on some level, it’s fair game. Self-promotion breeds judgment. Just ask bloggers.

Hey, I love being fat…I think simple modesty and knowing when not to wear a two-piece is the true message here.

From the ice-age to the dole-age, there is but one concern
I have just discovered

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others (than others)
Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others (than others)
Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale
Oh, I say

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others (than others)
Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others (than others)
Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers

Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on

Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on

And I’ll send you mine

I agree with Ayla–I would NEVER expect someone that just had babies to be back in top form…some women never are and thats ok…But like someone else mentioned–There is a difference btwn healthy and really overweight. I think those rexic tween icons are disgusting…Just as bad…And no–I’m still sweet old me if your asking. I guess power to her if she has the guts to WEAR a bikini..I wouldnt.

Fat does not equal healthy, and that’s one fat byatch. It’s amazing how many of you are hating on DCB for saying what’s on everyone’s mind.

oh my goodness… she let herself GO

Please, DCB… It’s been a long week. Don’t gross us out.

Anon, hating on DCB for “saying what’s on everyone’s mind”. I’ll tell you what’s on everyone’s mind. DCB look like a skinny warewolf. Peirce’s wife is fat. There. you happy?

Still confused about this post’s “related post”

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WOW!… how shockingly RUDE to have called her a beached whale!!

kellys gorgeous!!! and just because shes shes not perfect because she just gave birth doesnt make her any less beautiful!!

pierce and kelley totally love eachother, and im guessing that, you, calling her a beached whale makes you feel better, in some way, because hes with her and not you!! go choke on a corn dog!! you jealous, fat-aphob asses!!

OKAY EVERYBODY! JUST A THOUGHT HERE. MAYBE INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF EVERYONE ELSES IMPERFECTIONS, YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE. GET YOUR LAZY BEHIND OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK IN THE MIRROR. WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE ABSOLUTE PERFECT THEN COME BACK AND MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE AGAIN BECAUSE GUESS WHAT!! EXTRA WEIGHT IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE A PERSON UGLY. ATTITUDES LIKE YOURS MAKE YOU ABOUT AS APPEALING AS CURDLED MILK. GET A LIFE!!!!!

OH God Keely Shaye Smith Was Once a Goddess!!
She Was once A Brooke Burke!! an Elizabeth Haslebeck! SHe was Gorgeous beyond imagination .She was on a talk show as an enviromental health personality and she had legs and style and a look a bod that was up there she was Stunning I was just a kid she help me through puberty but now oh god,,Im feeling queezy..

what Happened here? ,Wealth and sex and Food?
Keely Shaye Smith I still kinda like what i see/=(?

She is sexy and hot as hell. She’s got some curves that only a real man like a 007 could handle. Props to Pierce for keeping it real. Real Hot baby!

You people have no taste. In the first place, she’s gorgeous. In the second place, I’m sure she doesn’t dress to please YOUR stupid asses.

HEY stop that! Just because you have your idea of what is sexy, does not give you the right to be abusive of other peoples idea of sexy. I think she is hot the way and weight she is. I don’t like the sickly skinny look that Hollypoop is so fond of. Most actresses that adopt the “Hollywood” look, are too thin to be healthy.

I’m sure Pierce is as offended at all of those insulting his taste, as I am. Keep you shallow opinions to yourselves, and the world will be a healthier place.

And to all you “fat chicks”; I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE AWESOME!!

Skinny white guy

what an ass! i love big asses hopefully she likes doggy style.