I’ll just come right out and say it: all I think about is the man sausage.

I don’t know how I’ve managed to hide it from you guys for so long. More than a year ago, I figured a good way to cover-up my homosexuality was to create a blog where I just write about women. It worked. Unfortunately a bit too well, because when I try to get it on with other gay men, they don’t believe that I’m really gay. They think I’m just trying to get content for my blog.

Proof of my staunch homosexuality:

Me and my Russian gay lover, before I dumped him

I like men. In fact, I’m with a man right now. His name is Javiar Gutierrez, and he is exotic and fun. Why else would you think I’m learning Spanish? I’m only doing it for my amor. The blog title change that you see above is indicative of big content changes on this blog. Finally I can stop pretending that I don’t care about style or eyebrow plucking.

Me = :gay:

P.S. I love Destiny’s Child.

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I thought this was supposed to be an April Fools post? You’re super.

your april fools prank fools no one

“P.S. I love Destiny?s Child.”
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:whoa:

This is where the joke went TOO FAR!

funny :laugh:

Would now Mr. Jinxy be so forthright and honest and honest too?

I knew it!

lamest april fool’s joke ever.

at least you made the one about you porking a fat chick believeable…

I love my dead gay Anonymous son.

Gay pride is inspiring and moving…

It’s not like there weren’t foreshadowings on this very Blog… didn’t DCB write something about going into a club and being hit on by gay guys a few weeks ago… (i refer y’all to the story with the shot of the bathroom).

OK, DCB, I suggest you contact DC At-Large Councilman David Catania to coordinate your coming-out gala!

You’re so gay it can be seen from outer space.

That shirt is a dead giveaway.

Cock Sucker! You love sucking cock, it is sooo obvious.

You’re all tools.

Instead of calling out DCB for an april fools prank, you should just keep quite and not ruin the joke for some of the unsuspecting readers. Tools.

I heard DCGB will be opening a new gay nightclub in DC…. to be called DCGBGBs. Film at 11.

So — you mean I was a cover-up! Arrgh!! Grr!

*mad about the gay*

Liz: your comments have been lame for the past year.

love you too.

cocks in your ass eh dcb?