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This could be a hot seller. You should price at $4.99 or so. Also include your drawings and at least one porn review. Let me know if I may assist.

nice…..finally something to read.

This will be handy in the lavatory at the CP Boys Club.

Yes something interesting to read to get by the day.

i’ve seen those pictures you have posted of yourself - being the open blogger that you are. are you sure you’re qualified for that particular brand of fashion advice?

Love-o-meter tippin’ the scales today on my love-hate relationship with reading DCB. Better than the yawnfest they’ve got going on at the CPMC’s “best practices” department.

Why new p DCB is perfectly great for fashion advice. Look at us we all wear our Polo’s and Khakis while we prance around Dupont Circle. :gay:

Oh, wow, those fake senator comments just never get old. It was soooo funny the first thousand times, and IT’S STILL FUNNY. Oh my, what a hoot. I’m in stitches, really.

Insipidly dumb comments aside, this was a great post.

I think giving the CPMC the CP Boys Club moniker is still giving them too much credit, you enabler you.

Beautiful post DCB.

FYI: Age of consent is 16 in the DC. DC Law ? 22-4101, paragraph, uh, 3…I think.

I think the title for your magazine should be:

DC Bachelor - I’m single, I’m insensitive and I’m going to blame my issues on American women because they won’t date me.

16!?!?!?!

High school sophomores here I come!

I think you mean 22-3001(3).

creative.

I think a more appropriate title would be

DC Bachelor: I like to come up with pseudo-controversial rants and graphics so that people will pay attention to me.

Really?this is getting a little desperate.

“Really?this is getting a little desperate.”

your first monkey comment on my site was in june. you read me everyday… multiple times. you care about me, my thoughts, and my opinions.
i bring entertainment into your obviously boring existence. who is the desperate one again? you have just one IP, so banning you would be very easy.. and enjoyable.

and chase, you’re really close to the ban as well. i don’t care for your constantly negative comments and i don’t remember when you’ve written something intelligent here. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, DONT READ ME. your obsession with me is scary

Anonymous,

As hard as I try, I really do not understand people who complain about somebody craving for attention while at the same time they give him such attention by not only reading, but also commenting on his blog.

It doesn’t make much sense to me.

DCB, seems you read my mind. I read your comment just seconds after submitting mine. I couldn’t agree more.

Thank you, RCR. I can barely read much less research legal documents. And I plargarized my way through college.

If you can’t playa hate nice, don’t playa hate at all.

First of all, I have made positive/neutral comments on your blog, DCB.
I have even commented on how much I enjoy your blog…despite the fact that I don’t always agree with your opinions.
However, if you feel the need to ban me because I don’t consistently agree with you…then that is your perogative.
I just find it interesting that you want to ban people that don’t sing your praises all the time.
But like I said, it’s your blog…do as you must.

Oh and for the record:
I never said that I didn’t like you blog…quite the contrary.
Also, I am not obsessed with you,(Please). Your blog is one of many that I frequent. I comeback often because 1.) I am interested in what you are blogging about. 2.) I enjoy reading the comments. 3.) I read blogs to pass the time at work and yours is in my rotation.

OMGWTFLOLBBQ~!!!!

fighting on teh intarweb roolz.

very creative and funny dishwasher

Don’t lie fuckin’ dood. I don’t believe for a second that you are publishing a periodical, this is meant to be funny right? I’ll believe you when I can order a subscription, otherwise this is a joke right!??! Either put up or shut up. Who’s your publisher?

Hey Mattb79:

Did you also know the word ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary LOLBBQ!!!one

Neither is LOLBBQ!!!one

um. yeah. try again.

thankyoudrivethrough.

She says: ?um. yeah. try again.”
What she really means: ?You’re a true genius of comedy, god I’m wet”

OMGHI2U!!!!

dcb’s tiny fragile ego will not permit non-praising comments. he likes controversy only when it takes the form of people sucking up to him. he bans critics, but allows sick bastards who talk about women like a rapist would to stay. fitting, I guess, for a controlling guy who threatens to ban even those who like him for posting one critical remark . . . but only after humiliating them first.

isnt’ that how saddam hussein works?

you have the tiniest penis. that is so obvious.

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