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That’s the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen.

You looked great! Sorry I missed it.

Insane…hilarious.

Fantastic. Did you introduce yourself to people as Jesus?

Also, did you have to pay for your drinks and food? I mean, you could turn water into wine, etc…

Why do I get the feeling you’ve been waiting all year to do this???

But as far as customes go, you’rs is pretty sweet.

See, I would have def used the pick up line

?If you want to get into Heaven, get on your knees?

Hey, how do you feel about gay marriage, JC? I want it straight from da source!!

No.. you.. didn’t..
that was hilarious

Jesus Saves…on half-priced cocktails at Mo’s Happy Hour!
Brilliant.

nice costume, but where are your disciples?

You look exactly like my cousin! No, I don’t mean like Jesus, but your face and skin coloring are per near identical! He’s way tall too.

Great costume. Happy Halloween!

i dare anyone to pull that off in a muhammed costume, though there’s scant iconography to consult.

Man you are one hairy dude. Please don’t show us the shot of you standing over a vent, a la, Marilyn.

Not bad, but Jesus was black, not half Italian or whatever. Good luck finding a chick who needs a little Jesus in her. May I suggest a prostitute. That’s a win-win.

no, jesus wasn’t black, he was semitic. meaning he probably looked a lot like dcb in every way, including the panty-moisting pensive, faraway gaze.

?Panty-moisting??ew. That was straight out of a romance novel about Vikings that I would never read.

Wow. I’m converted.

Did you dress up Judy to look like Mary Magdalene?

That’s kind of hot. Great — now I’m going to hell. Christ (pardon the pun).

hahaha, that is hilarious DCB!

Wow, I had to do a double take for that one.

KassyK — you don’t read romance novels?

That is awesome. You should totally try out for one of those crazy protestant Easter pageants where you play Jesus in the retelling of his life.

JayG–Oh gd no. Barf.

You know, if DCB tried to board an airplane dressed like that, he’d probably be detained as a potential terrorist. Strange world we’ve got these days.

Jesus will be asking you to do that impersonation of Him right after you die, and before He ushers you off to hell.

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