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THE LAST YEARLY TORSO TRIM

I trim my torso every March to celebrate the upcoming arrival of Spring, and this year was no exception. The post-trim itch I’m experiencing right now is nothing uncommon, but the uneven distribution of hair is.

It seems that I have more hair on my arms and legs now, along with much longer hair on my head. So by trimming my torso area only, I look pretty weird. I took a couple pictures… here’s a front view:

And a side view:

I think I understand now why really hairy guys don’t trim their hair: unless you trim everything, you’ll just look ridiculous. I’ll just have to give up seeing my nipples and stomach ever again.

(Picture credit: The Cat Gallery.)

 
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7 Comments »
James
6 years, 4 months ago

The cat looks so sad.

Liz
6 years, 4 months ago

And Best in Show goes to Mr. Kitty, who has the ability to say “Please kill me.”

DJ Rocking Horse
6 years, 4 months ago

his paws look like those ugg boots. at least he’s in style

Liz
6 years, 4 months ago

I always thought that Ugg was short for Ugg-ly.

Justin
6 years, 4 months ago

That looks like inhumane animal torture.

nabeel
6 years, 4 months ago

damn, what have you done to this cat?! like someone said, he looks so sad and miserable

CruelHazel
6 years, 3 months ago

KITTY! NO!