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TIME TO SHAVE MORE OFTEN

Recently I was in a public restroom washing my hands. I notice a young boy, around 10 years old, using the sink next to me with his younger brother. The little one said, “You’re a stranger and I’m not allowed to talk to you.”
“Yes. That’s right,” I replied, realizing that he technically broke his rule.
“Please don’t take me away!!!” Then he grabs on to his older brother. I leave immediately.

His parents probably showed him pictures of likely kidnappers and I fit the bill. :sad:

 
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5 Comments »
vb
6 years, 4 months ago

and you laughed and giggled in that mysteriously cheeky and sinister way? i know that laugh.

DCB
6 years, 4 months ago

no, i was scared his dad was going to come out of the stall and accuse me of trying to steal his kid

6 years, 4 months ago

Aw, don’t feel bad. I know dozens of guys waaay more sketchy looking than you.

josh
6 years, 4 months ago

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mafia mike
6 years, 4 months ago

Hahahahahaha!!! Dude thats fucking funny!