Durst is suing Gawker, among others, for $80 MILLION after they posted his “sex video”. Gawker’s response almost makes it feel like they are happy they got sued. I’m busy trying to wash away the memory of Durst’s oh face from my brain.

Where is the rake? I thought it was one of those things where your internet friend says “turn up the volume” and a monster jumps up and makes you piss your pants. It woulda been better that way. Brought to you by the same site who brought us internet classic Bang Bang Bang.

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Our friend Yakov just put up his March promo mix. Download it here. I’ve only heard of Moonbootica.

Featuring tracks from 2020Soundsystem, Angel Alanis, Jason Sparks, Mark Martini, Moonbootica, Mylo, Nathan G, Patrick Buck, Slam, Sexe Sur La Plage, Twisted Funk and many more!

In other Washington D.C. DJ news, DJ K Fox has “retired”. She had a unique style which involved mixing during breaks instead of actually beatmatching. She will be missed by some.

As a young man at age 22, I was getting so many hot girls that I had to push them away due to performance issues. For instance take one of my most memorable conquests in the red below:

While the look on me face looks like that of shock (looks eerily familiar to this emoticon: :surprised:), it is actually one of intense anticipation for the hot sex that I knew would follow. I guess my peak has passed because I haven’t been able to top girls like that, but at least I do have many good memories of grabbing hold of so much substance. So much…

It’s funny how the definition of a terrorist has suddenly become whatever America says is a terrorist.

US bars Nicaragua heroine as ‘terrorist’
Writers and academics voice anger as state department refuses visa to let Sandinista revolutionary take up post as Harvard professor

The woman who epitomised the 1979 Nicaraguan revolution that overthrew the dictator Anastasio Somoza has been denied entry to the US to take up her post as a Harvard professor on the grounds that she had been involved in “terrorism”.

A number of academics and writers are protesting against the ban. “It is absurd,” said Gioconda Belli, the Nicaraguan writer who was also an active member of the Sandinistas and is now based in Los Angeles. “Dora Maria is an outstanding woman who fought against a dictatorship. If fighting against tyranny is ‘terrorism’ how does the United States justify the invasion of Iraq? It is an insult.”

Wait a second.

The US bombed Nicaragua in the 1980s, killing tens of thousands of people, and led to America being the only country ever condemned of international terrorism by the World Court…

…yet a woman who was a central figure in a revolution against a dictator is the terrorist here?

This isn’t America-bashing. This is history. The woman isn’t a terrorist. She’s a well-respected revolution heroine who was invited to teach by Harvard. America was founded by a revolution. Have we forgotten this?

I support the war on terror 100%, but banning a woman who fought a dictator is not part of that war.

And speaking of the war on terror, isn’t it about time we got back to that?

Two unrealistic characters + two ugly chicks + one dumb plot = Oscar-worthy movie???

No.

I’m convinced this is the critic’s practical joke of the year. Lets all hype this movie and watch the sheep fall in love with it!

Ugh. I want my $11.25 back.

This page is going to go through an identity crisis for the next couple months until I figure out what I want to focus on. The old site was half dating tips and stories and the other half random observations and fun links or news. Since this site is called “DC” Bachelor, I think I may want to give some time to the fake yuppie scene around here. I just don’t want to page to be about so many different things that people need to sift through posts to find something they like to read about. Also I haven’t decided what name I’m going to use, DCB or DJ Rocking Horse.

I have made my Cicada video a “Feature” and put it on this page. I’m pretty impressed with the dedication I put into making it, but then I wonder why I was so dedicated. Eight months later no one cares about the cicada’s anymore.